poopflow:

at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face 

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kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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gcoky:

mulinlust:

gcoky:

fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar

fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life

i said it was fun not ethical 

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ridge:

white lips pale face breathing in macaroni and cheese♥

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scribblenauts:

when people say that they read a book before it became popular by becoming a movie

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dylanzarate:

if you are “above” pop music you are probably boring 

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